826 National

826 National

Robot Milk
$13.00

Robot Milk

Bayou Brands

The family-owned Jupiter Farms has been milking robots for nearly 700 years and has never allowed any bottle sold to contain a single organic compo...

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Mammoth Chunks
$6.00

Mammoth Chunks

Bayou Brands

Tomato-based mammoth goodness! This product is empty. 

Thin Air
$5.00

Thin Air

Bayou Brands

This certified thin air is bottled exclusively by Tivoli's Astounding Magic Supply Company. This product is empty. 

Canned Laughter
$5.00

Canned Laughter

Bayou Brands

As seen on TV! Ingredients include carrots, muted guffaws, holy cow stock, and the occasional stray cough. You’ll never perform to the sound of cri...

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Gnome Begone
$3.00

Gnome Begone

Bayou Brands

The safest, full-proof method of ridding your forest or abode of pesky gnomes. For best results, scrunch your left toe and sprinkle Be-Gone dust ov...

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Unicorn Horn Polish
$1.40

Unicorn Horn Polish

Bayou Brands

New horn, new you! Never leave home without our patented polish. You'll regret it during your next unicorn run-in. Non-unicorns have been seen usin...

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